Viola and I were having a conversation at the kitchen table while having a snack before swimming lessons.
Viola: Maybe you can drop us off there and pick us up after we're done?
Mommy: Are you crazy? Leave you alone at a swimming pool, at night, with strangers?
Viola: Well, maybe when I'm twelve I can walk there by myself.
Mommy: Not likely.
Viola: When I'm 20?
Avery: Well, maybe when she's a hundred?
Viola: I'll be in a wheelchair then.
Avery: Oh, right, that would be faster.
Oh, ho ho. My kids. They are so funny.